Caitlin Crews

I like things my way in my bed

But don’t worry. I’ll make it worth your while if you follow my rules.”

Not when you breathe. Only when you act. Or open your mouth. Or—

Then it’s a pity you slept through breakfast, as usual

Then it’s a pity you slept through breakfast, as usual,

? Manners? I think we’re past that.”

“You’re the expert