The Ultimate Audition Book for Teens Volume 1

Sharon: I’ve forgiven you. I mean it. I am completely over everything. I was working today and Susan, the other dental assistant, called in sick. It was like destiny smiling at me. What I mean is, I got to work with every single patient today! Do you know there is nothing more satisfying than yanking out people’s teeth? I kept picturing each patient was you, and I was pulling, twisting, ripping out teeth left and right! The more they bled, the happier I felt! Then I started using the suction — sucking up people’s tongues — making them twitch and jump! It was great! I was in control. I know they couldn’t really feel anything. But the thought that I could be hurting them — inflicting severe, unbearable pain — was almost…orgasmic! So honey, I’m not mad at you anymore. Oh, and guess what? Dr. Greene said we could squeeze you in tomorrow. Isn’t that great?!
Award winner: Comedy Monologue Competition, International Modeling & Talent Association, Los Angeles 1999 Convention.