Hot, sweet, sexy and funny. Shannon Brycen believes she is the epitome of pitifully ugly. Kalen, Shannon's overly social sister, is determined to play match-maker and find a special someone for her sister. After a disastrous date with one of Kalen's recent selections, Shannon decides to take her love life back into her own hands by joining the local lesbian cyber match-maker. Mid thirties, still single, house broken but rabid. If you're looking for something different then I'm your girl. Write me if you dare…P.U Maybe it wasn't the best idea to build her profile after consuming half a bottle of her favorite wine…or to use a picture of herself at the age of six – after she had cut her own hair – as her online profile photograph. Hiding behind the online persona of Pitifully Ugly, Shannon finds the courage to meet new women and face the disaster called dating. As her charming personality surfaces, Shannon's search for the perfect match may be closer than she realizes.