Princess' Diaries

Oh, great.
I told my mom that although

Why am I so unpopular? I mean, I know I look weird and stuff, but I really try to be nice to people, you know? You’d think people would value me as a human being and invite me to their parties just because they like my company.

even a lunatic like Norman is allowed to buy in this country thanks to our totally unrestrictive gun laws, which Michael Moscovitz says in his webzine will ultimately result in the demise of democracy as we know it.

Mom’s been depressed ever since her last boyfriend turned out to be a Republican.

Anyway, she and Dad just showed up out of the blue,

I wonder if he told her he’d raised my F to a D.

since Michael and I never run out of things to talk about

Little did I know

I had told Michael Moscovitz without even having been asked.

who’d managed to keep such a low profile for so long