Icebreaker

Can she not just be very talented? And not be sucking someone’s dick?

Looking at her makes me want to be the funniest guy in the room, so I can be the one to make her laugh

“Make me.”

“Your choice.”

I still wish something I’ve learned in the past three years had stayed in my brain so my backup plan felt worth it.

JJ is an only child from middle-of-nowhere Nebraska, so messing with the people around him was his only source of entertainment when he was growing up.

Mrs. Johal is an amazing woman with the patience of a saint.

Robbie, my best friend

Robbie has been personally terrorizing me since we were five years old. Robbie’s dad, who I still call Mr. H sixteen years later, was the coach of our local ice hockey team back in Eagle County, where we grew up.

said she smelled nice and her ass felt good. Who am I to stand between you and true love?”

I like her. She’s funny.”