Have you encountered the Realm? You simply must see it! It's unlike anything you've ever experienced before; I guarantee it. Come, sip some Ebro tea (it has a citrusy flavor and is really very soothing, making the trip much easier for new visitors). Yes, just relax while Voodoo Bob mixes the datura root paste, and soon you will be there. Yes, the application isn’t pleasant, but you will soon see that it is worth it. Ah, there! Do you see it? The silvery tunnel? Yes, just follow Bob right through — rest assured, traveler, you are quite safe with him around — and you will witness a world of beings most bizarre and magic most powerful. Do just be careful of the Jum; they are the vilest of creatures, and they despise anything that isn’t Jum (they call us Mestra). The sacred fire the wield is potent indeed, and their powers extend to the other side as well — you know, the one you came from. Fear not, however, for you now have allies that have fought the Jum and lived to tell the tale. Although, admittedly, the Jum have grown bold of late… But no matter. Oh, say “hello” to Mahleb and Rebu for me! You’ll know Mahleb by his great height and frog-like appearance, and Rebu by his four eyes and very large mouth. One last thing — if you're frightened of the Jum, stay close to the water — they hate the water almost as much as they hate Mestra.
Have a lovely trip!
