Garfield's Top Ten Tom(cat) Foolery

TOP TEN REASONS TO OWN A CAT INSTEAD OF A DOG

10. No need to drool-proof your home
9. Cat has absolutely no romantic interest in your leg
8. Nothing spooks a burglar like stepping on a cat
7. Dog breath actually killed a guy in Utah
6. Cat always returns your car with a full tank
5. Cat will keep yard free of pesky songbirds
4. Cat won’t drag you out into blizzard just to piddle on a tree
3. Ever seen Cujo?
2. Dogs…Fetch, roll over, sit up and beg;
Cats…Drive, balance checkbook, give CPR