Darkside Zodiac: Scorpio

Your ideal date is a midweek motel room with the wife of a close friend.

Your favorite sport is competitive mindgaming (you are a Fifth Dan); you play long after everyone else has gone home for their supper, and you have to have the last spiteful word, or your day is just ruined. You have never been known to apologize for anything, since it would make you look weak; nor do you grant second chances