Citati iz knjige „Fortunately, the Milk“ autora Neil Gaiman

sophiasemenko
sophiasemenkoje citiraoпре 4 месеца
You have committed crimes against the inhabitants of eighteen planets, and crimes against good taste
Yulia Nazarova
Yulia Nazarovaje citiralaпре 7 месеци
“How does a volcano know so much about transtemporal meta-science?” asked one of the pale green aliens.

“Being a geological formation gives you a lot of time to think,” said Splod. “Also, I subscribe to a number of learned journals.”
Yulia Nazarova
Yulia Nazarovaje citiralaпре 7 месеци
“Because, according to my calculations, if the same object from two different times touches itself, one of two things will happen. Either the Universe will cease to exist. Or three remarkable dwarfs will dance through the streets with flowerpots on their heads.”
Yulia Nazarova
Yulia Nazarovaje citiralaпре 7 месеци
It’s the eighteenth century,” she added, “and there’s always room for a bright, enthusiastic pirate.”
Alexander Sokolov
Alexander Sokolovje citiraoпре 7 месеци
before I take my leave of him,
Богдан Колотовкин
Богдан Колотовкинje citiraoпре 9 месеци
Now, you must sign the planet over to us so that we can remodel it. We will take out all the trees, for a start, and put in plastic flamingoes.”
“Why?”
“We like plastic flamingoes. We think they are the highest and finest art form that Earth has achieved. And they are tidier than trees.”
Богдан Колотовкин
Богдан Колотовкинje citiraoпре 9 месеци
“There,” said the professor. “Everything is back to normal.”
“He did say he’d explain later,” I pointed out. “And that wasn’t much of an explanation.”
“But it’s not later yet,” said Professor Steg. “It’s still now. It won’t be later until later.”
Богдан Колотовкин
Богдан Колотовкинje citiraoпре 9 месеци
We have spoons. Spoons are excellent. Sort of like forks, only not as stabby.
Xiomara Canizales
Xiomara Canizalesje citiralaпрошле године
There is nothing in the whole of creation as beautiful as dinosaurs singing in harmony.
mrhanzo86
mrhanzo86je citiraoпре 2 године
Nope,” I said, looking behind the jam in the fridge, just in case. “None at all.”

No," dije, mirando detrás de la mermelada en la nevera, por si acaso. "Ninguno."

thebookishome
thebookishomeje citiraoпре 2 године
“How long has it been now?” she asked.
“Ages and ages,” I told her.
Maria
Mariaje citiralaпре 2 године
My children are breakfastless
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