The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time

And when the universe has finished exploding, all the stars will slow down, like a ball that has been thrown into the air, and they will come to a halt and they will all begin to fall toward the center of the universe again. And then there will be nothing to stop us from seeing all the stars in the world because they will all be moving toward us, gradually faster and faster, and we will know that the world is going to end soon because when we look up into the sky at night there will be no darkness, just the blazing light of billions and billions of stars, all falling.

It looked as if it was running on its side, the way dogs run when they think they are chasing a cat in a dream. But the dog was not running or asleep. The dog was dead.

. People believe in God because the world is very complicated and they think it is very unlikely that anything as complicated as a flying squirrel or the human eye or a brain could happen by chance. But they should think logically and if they thought logically they would see that they can only ask this question because it has already happened and they exist. And there are billions of planets where there is no life, but there is no one on those planets with brains to notice. And it is like if everyone in the world was tossing coins eventually someone would get 5,698 heads in a row and they would think they were very special. But they wouldn’t be because there would be millions of people who didn’t get 5,698 heads.

And there is life on earth because of an accident. But it is a very special kind of accident. And for this accident to happen in this special way, there have to be 3 conditions. And these are:

Things have to make copies of themselves (this is called Replication)

They have to make small mistakes when they do this (this is called Mutation)

These mistakes have to be the same in their copies (this is called Heritability)

And I colored all the cars in with red paint to make it a Super Super Good Day for Mother.

But Mother was cremated. This means that she was put into a coffin and burned and ground up and turned into ash and smoke. I do not know what happens to the ash and I couldn’t ask at the crematorium because I didn’t go to the funeral. But the smoke goes out of the chimney and into the air and sometimes I look up into the sky and I think that there are molecules of Mother up there, or in clouds over Africa or the Antarctic, or coming down as rain in the rain forests in Brazil, or in snow somewhere.

I also said that I cared about dogs because they were faithful and honest, and some dogs were cleverer and more interesting than some people

And also, a thing is interesting because of thinking about it and not because of being new.

It’s bloody hard telling the truth all the time. Sometimes it’s impossible.

And what he meant was that maths wasn’t like life because in life there are no straightforward answers at the end.

And what he meant was that maths wasn’t like life because in life there are no straightforward answers at the end.