Teardrop Shot

“It’s Hebrew for teardrop shot.”

He had ESPN pulled up and my heart stopped in my chest. It was a picture of me, from the beginning of the game when I placed my hand against the window. The headline read, “Forster’s New Girlfriend There in Time of Need.” I gulped, grabbing the phone.

Me: So you’re saying there’s a chance?

A slight grin from him. He typed again.

Reese

“I should probably tell you right now that I’m into girls too, and damn—Reese has good taste.”

drawer on my nightstand and pulled out two pieces of gum. I offered him one. “To preserve the romance.”

He snorted, but popped it in. “There.” He breathed on me. “Better

emoticon sad face, followed by emoticon thumbs-down

Reese: I’m THE goat. You figure out why.

If you can see a fart on a thermal camera, could you see a climax too

Eminem’s “Ass Like That.” As one person, they jumped toward each other. Hadley leapt high enough to turn all the way around, her ass doing its own dance.

Owen crouched around her, pretending to frame her booty