The DUFF: (Designated Ugly Fat Friend)

Wesley Rush doesn’t chase girls, but I’m chasing you

Wesley Rush doesn’t chase girls, but I’m chasing you.

Tell me, Wesley, why don’t you talk to your parents?”

He never looked at me or spoke to me or even seemed to notice me in the back of the room. For a girl with such a fat ass, I felt pretty invisible.

I freely admit that I hate girls who say they love someone before they’ve dated them.

I’ll hit on this sweaty, oversexed

eat that shit up

This was getting old

That makes you awesome in my book.”

My love for Linton is like the foliage in the woods. Time will change it, I’m well aware, as winter changes the trees—my love for Heathcliff resembles the eternal rocks beneath—a source of little visible delight, but necessary.